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Vista Heights Middle School
Song of the Week - 9/3/12 thru 9/9/12
Song of the Week - 8/27/12 thru 9/2/12
Song of the Week - 8/20/12 thru 8/26/12
Song of the Week - 8/12/12 thru 8/19/12
Song of the Week - 4/7/12 thru 4/14/12
Song of the Week - 3/31/12 thru 4/7/12
Song of the Week - 2/18/12 thru 2/25/12
Song of the Week - 2/11/12 thru 2/18/12
Song of the Week - 2/4/12 thru 2/11/12
Song of the Week - 1/28/12 thru 2/4/12
Song of the Week - 1/21/12 thru 1/28/12
Song of the Week - 1/14/12 thru 1/21/12
Song of the Week - 1/7/12 thru 1/14/12
Song of the Week - 12/31/11 thru 1/7/12
Song of the Week - 12/24/11 thru 12/31/11
Song of the Week - 12/17/11 thru 12/24/11
Song of the Week - 12/10/11 thru 12/17/11
Song of the Week - 12/3/11 thru 12/10/11
Song of the Week - 11/26/11 thru 12/3/11
Song of the Week - 11/19/11 thru 11/26/11
Song of the Week - 11/12/11 thru 11/19/11
Song of the Week - 11/5/11 thru 11/12/11
Song of the Week - 10/29/11 thru 11/5/11
Song of the Week - 10/22/11 thru 10/29/11
Song of the Week - 10/15/11 thru 10/22/11
Song of the Week - 10/8/11 thru 10/15/11
Song of the Week - 10/1/11 thru 10/8/11
A song about three different children with strange occurrences in their lives.
Song of the Week - 9/24/11 thru 10/1/11
Song of the Week - 9/17/11 thru 9/24/11
Song of the Week - 9/10/11 thru 9/17/11
Song of the Week - 9/3/11 thru 9/10/11
Song of the Week - 8/27/11 thru 9/3/11
Song of the Week - 8/20/11 thru 8/27/11
Song of the Week - 8/13/11 thru 8/20/11
Announcements
All students are required to have a school planner.
- Bible Study is every Monday and Thursday during second lunch in room C-1. Bibles are available.
- We're looking for students to participate in "Nintendo Memories" and "I'm Just Sayin'" ... Let me know if you're interested.
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Q. What did the worker at the rubber band factory say when he lost his job?
A. Oh snap!
Q. What's black and white and red all over?
A. A bloody chessboard!
Q. What did the big bucket say to the little bucket?
A. You look a little pail!
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Sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris will break the strings on your air guitar.
Chuck Norris once won the title of Iron Chef by cooking Instant Ramen Noodles!
Chuck Norris doesn't have to worry about keeping up with the Kardashians... he knows where they are at all times.
In Chuck Norris' wallet he keeps a photograph...of his wallet.
Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
Those are not credits that roll at the end of Walker, Texas Ranger... those are fatalities that occurred during filming!
Chuck Norris can kick you with a punch.
Unlike a heart, Chuck Norris never stops beating.
Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number... you answer the wrong phone.
Chuck Norris's email address is [email protected]
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